Good Afternoon. Here Is A Supercut Of Tyrion Lannister One-Liners.

Outside of the periodic instances where something bad happens to noted weasel tyrant Joffrey Baratheon, the most satisfying moments on Game of Thrones typically involve Peter Dinklage, in character as Tyrion Lannister, delivering magical little quips and one-liners. I could easily sit down in front of my computer and watch — oh, I don’t know — a two-minute supercut of a bunch of them lined up in a row like a group of ducklings waddling behind their mother. Ducklings who love whores and wine and debauchery and weird animal metaphors that went straight off the rails almost immediately.

ANYWAY. Guess what? The good folks over at Guyism have put together that exact supercut. No, not one about a bunch of ducklings who like to party, the one with the Tyrion Lannister quotes. Although now I really want to see that duckling thing. It would be kind of like Huey, Dewey, and Louie crossed with an LMFAO video. In a good way. They could wear little sunglasses and everything. It would be adorable.

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