Con: Um… (seriously, the only thing we know about Holly is that she reminds Ted of Robin, because her ex-fiance is named Wayne, the last name of Batman, whose partner is Robin, and that she slept with Ted)
Pro: A whole lot of fun if you’re into drinking and hot tubs and even more drinking
Con: Doesn’t think twice about her ex-boyfriend giving her current hook-up a butterfly tattoo on his lower back
Pro: Isn’t shy
Con: Women be talkin’ (her fatal flaw was that she talked too much, so, yeah)
Pro: Chef at a nice restaurant, skilled pumpkin cheesecake baker
Con: Misspells Lily as “Lori,” lets her hair fall into the soup she’s preparing
Pro: Goes to Halloween parties as slutty pumpkins
Con: Apparently her ex- has a weird past with some kooky made-up religion, warning sign
Pro: Could be Elisha Cuthbert’s sister
Con: Has Stinson in her (meaning she’s related to Barney), only enjoys the new Star Wars movies
Pro: Good mom, awesome daughter, can yell STTTTTTEEEELLLLLAAAAAA at her whenever you want
Con: HAS NEVER SEEN ORIGINAL STAR WARS, SAW STAR WARS, HATED STAR WARS
Pro: Exactly like Robin (shoots guns, drinks scotch, etc.), blonde
Pro: Knows Krav Maga, listens to Belle and Sebastian, collects sock monkeys
Con: Prone to getting back with ex-boyfriends who broke up with her over answering machine messages
Pro: Gourmet cook, can quote every line from Caddyshack, world class violinist
Con: I’m sorry, what? I wasn’t paying attention. My phone was ringing.
Pro: Katy Perry, Katy Perry, Katy Perry, Katy Perry, Katy Perry
Con: Not the sharpest tack, once gave her Social Security number to a Nigerian prince, you’ll be broke in hours
Pro: Cool with threesomes, finds drunk people singing in bars sexy, looks like Winnie Cooper
Con: Leaves in the middle of the night, uses pineapples as MacGuffins
Pro: Always smells like bread and cupcakes, as sweet as said cupcakes, has the same name as a great Kinks song
Con: Might leave you at the altar, isn’t down with the whole “in love with your best friend” thing
Pro: Graduated from Princeton at 15, donated kidney to stranger, climbed Mt. Everest, saved a baby, billionaire
Con: Enjoys Annie Hall more than Bananas
Pro: Summer. Roberts.
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