Someone In The Vatican Really Likes ‘The Americans,’ Hardcore Porn

Vatican residents, they’re just like you and me. They drive big ass cars, we drive big ass cars. They listen to 2Pac, we listen to 2Pac. They love FX’s The Americans and hardcore pornography, we love FX’s The Americans and hardcore pornography. According to Torrent Freak, someone(s) in the world’s most religious city-state/setting of the 1991 comedy classic The Pope Must Die has been illegally downloading movies, TV shows, and porn.

The Vatican is a small place so downloading levels are very low. However, we did notice that one particular IP address came up a number of times, on each occasion linked to TV shows such as Chicago Fire, Lightfields, The Neighbors, and Touch. Another IP address showed an interest in The Americans.

While TV shows seem quite popular, when compared to their Irish counterparts people in the Vatican are a real disappointment when it comes to the downloading of pre-release movies – there were no downloads of DVD screeners whatsoever. In fact, only three Hollywood movies appear in the entire list: Love Actually from a decade ago, a cam copy of Snitch, and The Last Stand in x264.

Music is also less popular than we expected. In addition to a compilation album there’s just one recent download of Ed Sheeran’s Lego House…But just when the whole exercise was beginning to fall a bit flat, we spotted some downloads to get pulses racing. It seems that while Vatican dwellers aren’t all that interested in Hollywood movies, they do enjoy adult related celluloid.

Such as the Pope Must Die of the XXX entertainment world, TPH-26967 Tiffany Starr and Sheena Shaw, in which, “Sheena wakes up and doesn’t remember why Tiffany is in her bed, but a firm pounding from Tiffany’s c*ck helps jog her memory.” Only half of that description sounds like it would appeal to a priest.

The most surprising finding here: someone actually watches Chicago Fire.

(Via Torrent Freak) (Via Gawker)

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