Ladies and gentleman, I present Trevor Runyon, American legend.
A man was arrested after spending the night in a Mount Washington grocery store.
The manager opening a ValuMarket said 57 Redi-Whip whipped cream cans were found in the garbage Monday morning. [wave3]
57 cans of whipped cream. FIFTY-SEVEN. This man either went on the greatest nitrous bender in history or now has advanced Type 2 diabetes.
But what else did he do all night? A man can only go through so many can of whipped cream before he gets bored, am I right?
Police said when the lights went out the video showed Runyon drank some beer, smoked cigarettes, cooked and ate six steaks, some shrimp and a birthday cake.
Runyon also allegedly went to bathroom on himself and got clothes to change into.
Take us home, Lee.
(via Gawker)
