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A Man Brought A Pony To The Liquor Store On Memorial Day And The Pony Pooped On The Floor

By 05.29.13

There’s no way in the world I’ll ever be able to top WPRI’s headline of “Pony poops in liquor store, owner upset,” so let’s just hit the facts: This Monday, on Memorial Day, a Rhode Island man brought a pony into a liquor store and the pony pooped on the floor.

“The horse walks in and all of a sudden he starts doing his thing all over the floor. He seemed a little disengaged with what was going on around him, because he didn’t have a clue his horse even did that. I was very puzzled,” said the store’s owner Rick Lima.

Shock and surprise by workers and customers quickly turned into a minor dispute with the animal’s owner. Police arrived to the store a short time later and located the man outside.

The animal’s owner returned to the store to clean up the mess. [WPRI]

[presses play on boombox]

I’m just a bachelor
I’m looking for some liquor
Something for us to sip on
Maybe even some mixers

But it’s a long ass walk
Takes me to my limits
Girl Imma bring my horse
I promise that you won’t want to get off

If you’re thirsty, let’s do it
Ride it, my pony
That floor looks … empty
He gon’ … poop on it

If you’re thirsty, let’s do it
Ride it, my pony
That floor looks … empty
He gon’ … poop on it

Pony poops in liquor store, owner upset


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