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A Man Brought A Pony To The Liquor Store On Memorial Day And The Pony Pooped On The Floor

By / 05.29.13

There’s no way in the world I’ll ever be able to top WPRI’s headline of “Pony poops in liquor store, owner upset,” so let’s just hit the facts: This Monday, on Memorial Day, a Rhode Island man brought a pony into a liquor store and the pony pooped on the floor.

“The horse walks in and all of a sudden he starts doing his thing all over the floor. He seemed a little disengaged with what was going on around him, because he didn’t have a clue his horse even did that. I was very puzzled,” said the store’s owner Rick Lima.

Shock and surprise by workers and customers quickly turned into a minor dispute with the animal’s owner. Police arrived to the store a short time later and located the man outside.

The animal’s owner returned to the store to clean up the mess. [WPRI]

[presses play on boombox]

I’m just a bachelor
I’m looking for some liquor
Something for us to sip on
Maybe even some mixers

But it’s a long ass walk
Takes me to my limits
Girl Imma bring my horse
I promise that you won’t want to get off

If you’re thirsty, let’s do it
Ride it, my pony
That floor looks … empty
He gon’ … poop on it

If you’re thirsty, let’s do it
Ride it, my pony
That floor looks … empty
He gon’ … poop on it

Pony poops in liquor store, owner upset


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