I had such high hopes for the David Letterman and Paris Hilton interview. After the greatness that was the Lindsay Lohan interview, the prospect of Paris Hilton on the couch seemed like it was destined for equal acclaim. But when Paris showed up things got…weird.
Dave brought her out to talk about her fragrances and partook in a Pepsi test of her fragrances but he got a little carried away with the blindfold. Basically he went full on old man creep mode.
By the way, has anyone else noticed that Paris Hilton and Ryan Lochte may or may not have been separated at birth…then immediately dropped on their respective heads? Just me? Okay, I was leaving anyway.