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Donald Trump Doesn’t Know Why His Birth Name, ‘F*ckface Von Clownstick,’ Is So Funny

By 05.03.13

On one hand:

-It’s not fun hatin’ on Donald Trump anymore; he’s too obvious of an attention-devouring troll.

On the other:

-F*ckface Von Clownstick is really, really, really, really fun to say. It’s also Donald Trump’s birth name, at least according to Jon Stewart, who dubbed the overcooked rotisserie chicken F*ckface Von Clownstick (still great) during Wednesday’s episode of The Daily Show. Trump is none too happy, and took to Twitter to scream his displeasure.

Please, everyone, F*ckface Von Clownstick was my father. My friends call me F*cky.



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