Quick recap: Last week The Daily Show claimed that Donald Trump’s birth name was “F*ckface Von Clownstick,” which is one of the funniest fake names possible, regardless of who it is being used to describe. Trump fired back at host Jon Stewart by doing his whole “toddler throwing a tantrum in the grocery store because his mom won’t get him Nerds Ropes” thing on Twitter, which is where I was perfectly content to let the story end until the deranged Taiwanese animation geniuses at NMA Studios stepped in and covered it as only they can. Some highlights:
- Twitter is apparently the Matrix now
- The California DMV is staffed by bears
- Donald Trump poops in a gold toilet (NOTE: Possibly accurate)
- Donald Trump surfs on top of a plane that has been outfitted with missiles labeled “Secretly Kenyan” and “Secretly Jewish”
Yup, Taiwan is still the best at news.