Guys. GUYS. Quit your fighting. There’s plenty of Iron Throne to go around. Robb, Joffrey, Stannis, Daenerys, Senile Sadie, you all think you’re the one and only who should be leading the Seven Kingdoms. But you’re wrong, oh so wrong. In fact, as punishment for all the bloodshed and misery you’ve caused (R.I.P. Renly and, oh yeah, all those bastard King’s Landing babies), I’m calling my boy George R.R. Martin to let him know that none of you will ever sit on that horribly uncomfortable looking mess of metal and blister blood. This is how Game of Thrones should end.
The photo comes from Carice van Houten’s (Melisandre) Instagram account. Their kingdom will be a peaceful one, with a demon baby riding a direwolf as its sigil. And should anyone act out of line, they’ll be forced to cut an onion then “accidentally” rub their eyes. That’s a fate worse then death. EVERYTHING’S COMING UP SEAWORTH.
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