According to the new horror-thriller The Purge the United States in 2022 has become a country almost devoid of crime thanks to an annual 12-hour period of time where anything goes without punishment, including murder and bestiality. Most especially bestiality.
And while that’s all well and good, 2022 isn’t that far off and there must have been some growing pains in those first years, right? Did they even take a trial run at it? That got the UPROXX Video gang thinking about what The Purge: Year One must have looked like. Pretty certain the morning after went just like this. Man was that senior center begging for it. NSFW audio.