Franklin & Bash (TNT, 9 p.m.) – READER POLL: Jane Seymour appearing as Bash’s mom, getting arrested for prostitution, and drinking a glass of wine in the office with Heather Locklear that leads to the two of them smooching in front of Franklin and Bash is (A) The most Franklin & Bash plot possible, or (B) All of the above.
Big Brother (CBS, 8 p.m.) – Season 15 premiere. SEASON 15?! Jesus mighty.
How to Live With Your Parents (for the Rest of Your Life) (ABC, 9:30) – Series finale. Sarah Chalke deserves better than this. Even if it means she just bounces from sitcom to sitcom making terrific guest appearances. Something has to be done here.
The Newsroom: A Special Report (HBO, 9:15 p.m.) – HBO is airing a 15-minute recap of the first season tonight in advance of the July 14 premiere. I’m not exactly sure why anyone would watch this.
Futurama (10 p.m., Comedy Central) – From TV Guide: “Fry befriends a young monster after being marooned on a distant planet.” We’ve all been there.
Hook (BBC, 8 p.m.) – RUFIO! RUFIO! RUFIO!
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Channing Tatum, Paul Feig, and Pharrell are on Kimmel; Patrick Kane, Jamie Foxx, and Wale are on Letterman; Sandra Bullock and Jim McDonald are on Ferguson; Whitney Cummings and Alex Minsky are on Leno; Christopher Meloni and Cat Deeley are on a repeat of Fallon; and Elijah Wood, Chris Bosh, and Bill Burr are on Conan.
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