Jason Sudeikis Lost Weight Because Of All The Sex You’re Not Having With Olivia Wilde

Just as Chevy Chase once proclaimed, “I’m Chevy Chase, and you’re not,” so, too, does fellow ex-SNL cast member Jason Sudeikis have an important message for everyone. “I’m skinny Jason Sudeikis,” he begins, ripping off his suit and Jayhawks hat to reveal a red track suit and can-I-touch-it afro, “and you’re not having sex with Olivia Wilde.”

In the August 2013 issue of ELLE, Sudeikis credits bedroom romps with [Wilde] for helping him lose weight. “The truth is, I’m not getting up an hour earlier and walking on a treadmill. I have the greatest workout partner in the world,” the SNL vet says. “And you don’t need a gym membership for that kind of workout.”

Asked if his first appearance on SNL was scarier than losing his virginity, the star of We’re the Millers replies, “Sex was probably scarier. I wasn’t as concerned that my parents were going to walk in in the middle of my first sketch,” the 37-year-old jokes. “There are security guards there. That’s a big part of it.” (Via)

Getting romantic with Wilde can be a double-edged sword, though. Look what happened to Mischa Barton.

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