Get Out Alive With Bear Grylls (NBC, 9 p.m.) — Series premiere. Yet another “a bunch of strangers are thrown into the wilderness to fend for themselves” survival show. FREE TV PITCH IDEA for you, NBC: a show where “a bunch of strangers are thrown in front of the TV to watch a bunch of people thrown into the wilderness to fend for themselves survival shows, and whoever lasts the longest without committing suicide wins.”
Defiance (Syfy, 9 p.m.) — Season finale. Who will win the mayoral election? Don’t blame me; I voted for ALF.
Teen Wolf (MTV, 10 p.m.) — Still not Teen Wolf 2. Don’t care.
Under the Dome (CBS, 10 p.m.) — NO NO DIG UP OUT OF THE DOME, STUPIDS.
God, Guns, & Automobiles (History, 10 p.m.) — Series premiere. I don’t want to know what this show is about, because there’s no way it’s going to be as good as its title.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Michael Cera and Martha Stewart on Letterman; Charlie Day, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, and Lionel Richie on Leno; Mary-Louise Parker and Idris Elba on Kimmel; Heather Locklear and Louie Anderson on Ferguson; Jeff Daniels and Nick Swardson on Fallon; and Armie Hammer and Angie Harmon on Conan.
