There I was minding my own business at my laptop, listening to N.W.A.’s “A Bitch Iz a Bitch,” when I saw RT after RT of a question Dr. Phil posed to Twitter. “If a girl is drunk,” that mustached boil asked, oblivious to the fact that no question that begins with “If a girl is drunk…” will end well, “is it OK to have sex with her?” Leave it to Dr. Phil to somehow top, “Are you that funky, dirty, money-hungry, scandalous, stuck-up, hair piece, contact-wearing bitch?”
The tweet has since been deleted, likely because Dr. Phil found the answer he was looking for on Yahoo! Answers.
Is it wrong to have sex with a drunk girl?
Since she wanted to have sex even before she got wasted it seems ok to me. But really. Whats the point in drinking if you cant do something you’d regret the next day. :) (Via)
Good advice, Dr. Smileface. In related news: BURN THE INTERNET.