I don’t have the numbers in front of me, but I’m going to assume that NTSF:SD:SUV::, a 15-minute comedy that airs on Adult Swim at 12:15 a.m. and stars a bald, gap-toothed man wearing a hairpiece, isn’t bringing in huge numbers. And that’s what’s wrong with America. And Kenya, where even fewer people watch the show. But we love it (Childrens Hospital, too) because we love the good things in life, things like puppies and ice cream and Road House parodies and Karen Gillan and June Diane Raphael Daisy Duke-dancing on the Señor Dick’s bar top.
/blasts “Can’t Fight the Moonlight” //remembers how terrible “Can’t Fight the Moonlight” is ///throws self out window