This. Is…Morgan Freeman, the Academy Award-winning Morgan Freeman, who has never appeared in a bad movie or TV show his entire life, discussing twerking on HLN. At 5:30 in the morning. At what point during this “Morgan Freeman reads the news” bit do you think Morgan Freeman most regretted his decision? I’m going to guess: before it even started. And to think, production on Along Came Even More Spiders had to be held up for this.
The only times Morgan Freeman should be on cable news are when he dies or if one of the anchors asks Kanye West about “I Am a God” in an interview, and Freeman busts through the wall, yells “I’M GOD,” then leaves. That’s it.