We are officially four Wednesdays away from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia launching the all-new FXX network with the Sunny Season 9 premiere. I, for one, am counting down the days until we can welcome the gang back into our lives. And I have been assured that the FXX transition will be ever so gentle and we'll all be the better for it.
With that in mind it feels like a fitting time to take a look back at all the comforting advice our friend Glenn Howerton has bestowed on us over the years. Because the man who gave us The D.E.N.N.I.S. System clearly knows no wrong. Let's proceed with the wisdom, shall we?