College Football: North Carolina at South Carolina (ESPN, 6 p.m.) — Let the clowning for Clowney begin. (Is that what we’ve decided to call it? Down for Clown? Sounds like a Juggalo sex act.)
Hollywood Game Night (NBC, 10 p.m.) — Season finale. My fascination with Hollywood Game Night only goes so far as the scheduled guests. Tonight, Tom Arnold, Terry Crews, Emilie de Ravin, Jerry Ferrara, David Giuntoli and Hoda Kotb make fools of themselves. I’m not fascinated with Hollywood Game Night anymore.
Wilfred (FX, 10 p.m.) — “Ryan is put in danger,” reads the ever-helpful episode synopsis. Good thing that “d” is lowercase, otherwise our Danger would have some splainin’ to do.
Childrens Hospital (Adult Swim, 12 a.m.) — The great David Wain wrote up 10 reasons why we shouldn’t miss tonight’s Childrens Hospital, including “Lola’s badass training montage in a blank tank top.” SOLD.
NTSF: SD: SUV:: (Adult Swim, 12:15 a.m.) — “Time Angels” is one of the best NTSF episodes to date, so might as well do another one. Gone are Kali Hawk, Stacy Keibler, and Natasha Leggero as the police unit from the future; they’ve been replaced by Eliza Dushku, Jayma Mays, and Santigold. I have faith it will be excellent.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Bill Murray, Lenny Kravitz, and Gladys Knight on Letterman; and Rod Stewart on Leno.
