MythBusters: Breaking Bad Special (Discovery, 10 p.m.) — Adam and Jamie are gonna bust some Breaking Bad myths as hard as Hank busted Walt’s face last night. Vince Gilligan and Aaron Paul are there, too, to test the plausibility of acid eating through a body, bathtub, and ceiling. I say, “Most definitely yes.” Don’t ask me how I know.
CMA Music Festival: Country’s Night to Rock (CBS, 8 p.m.) — Nothing about that title makes sense.
Regular Show (Cartoon Network, 8 p.m.) — Season finale. I don’t mention this show as much as I do Adventure Time (which is also new tonight), but that’s not because it’s not good (it’s very good). Rather, it’s because I could talk about Adventure Time for hours. I’m a blast at parties.
PAW Patrol (Nickelodeon, 8:30 p.m.) — Season premiere. It’s computer animated. Don’t get too excited.
Under the Dome (CBS, 10 p.m.) — “Julia becomes acquainted with the powers of the mini dome,” while I continue to make terrible dome puns. Dome Trust the Bitch in Apt. 23, Domeland, etc. etc. etc.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Liam Hemsworth, Chloë Grace Moretz, and the National on Kimmel; Val Kilmer, Amber Heard, and Paramore on Conan; Rand Paul on Stewart; and Sheldon Whitehouse on Colbert.