15 Life Lessons We Learned From ‘Parks And Recreation’s Jean-Ralphio

By: 09.15.13  •  7 Comments

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BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE. Today, Ben Schwartz, the actor who portrays one of TV’s greatest recurring characters, Jean-Ralphio Saperstein from Parks and Recreation, turns 32, which is also the number of Snakejuice shots it takes before anyone would think about coming home with Jean-Ralphio. In honor of Schwartz, who also stars on Showtime’s House of Pies and will soon appear in Better Living Through Chemistry with Olivia Wilde AND Sam Rockwell, let’s take a look at some life lessons Jean-Ralphio has shared with us.

1. Be committed.

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2. Earn that cash any way you can.


3. Scheme your way out of responsibilities.


4. Life is pain.

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5. Find your passions and embrace them.


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