Unfortunately, “Miley Cyrus spanks a twerking dwarf” isn’t a euphemism — it’s a thing that actually happened this weekend, on the confusing German TV show Schlagg Den Raab, which, like all German words and phrases, sounds like a disgusting sex act that would require a euphemism. If the reaction to this performance is anything like what Miley faced after the VMAs, Germany has an entire week of Internet think pieces to look forward to.
Finally, we’ve enacted our revenge for World War II.
I want more like this!
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