So no one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s DOA. Then one day you wake up in another gear. And suddenly, it’s your day, your week, your month, even your year, because you decide to go swimming in a fountain like in the opening credits of a famous TV show and oh yeah, your name’s Courtney Cox, which is almost Courteney Cox, and it’s a casino fountain…and you’re nude.
Bossier City police were called to Horseshoe Casino Hotel after security officers reportedly saw a woman swimming naked in the fountain in front of the casino. Security officers had her get out of the fountain and dress before police arrived.
Police say Courtney Cox, 29, of the 9300 block of Kildare Street was intoxicated and she was given the opportunity to call a sober friend to pick her up and take her home, but she became disorderly and began yelling and cursing at the casino entrance in front of patrons and hotel guests. (Via)
I’ll be there for you, Courtney Cox, when you need someone to bail you out of jail. And you’ll be there for me, too, when the monkey that I play minor league baseball with snaps and goes for the jugular.
I want more like this!
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