Whoever decided that Elizabeth Berkley needed to stage a full-length dance routine inspired by her “I’M SO EXCITED” pill-popping freakout from Saved by the Bell needs a raise, like, now, because this is gold, Jerry, GOLD. (#90sreferences) It happened on last night’s Dancing with the Stars, as part of a “Most Memorable Year of My Life” theme, begging serious questions about what Berkley’s been doing the other 40 years of her life.
How would I describe the performance? Well, there’s spinning and, um, maybe even a little twirling and who am I kidding? Her dancing doesn’t matter in the least, not when there’s a bottle of JIVE PILLS around.
In the NFL, getting caught with Jive Pills (side effect: serious case of Zack Attacks) carries a four-game suspension.