Every Local News Anchor On The Planet Had The Same Dumb Reaction To Mike Myers’s New Child

By: 10.18.13

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Let’s see: Austin Powers maestro Mike Myers and his wife are expecting their second child, and every local news anchor used the same copy when discussing the announcement on air. Did they go with…?

– “Mike Myers is expecting a Mini…Him.”

– “Mike Myers put his love goo-ru in his wife.”

– “*insert Shrek the Third reference here*”

– “Mike Myers, who contrary to popular relief hasn’t been trapped under a pile of The Cat in the Hat swag…”

Have a look.

(Via Tastefully Offensive)

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