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Kristen Schaal's Sexy Vagina Costume From 'The Daily Show' Is Up For Auction On Ebay

By 10.28.13

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Great news for last minute Halloween shoppers who have a weird weekday costume party to attend and don’t mind dressing up as huge, plush, anatomically correct female sex organs: the “Sexy Vagina” costume that Kristen Schaal debuted on The Daily Show is up for auction on Ebay. You have to login to see the full description, probably for the same reason I can’t post a screencap of it as the banner pic, but Jezebel has the pertinent info:

Details:

One size fits most.
Anatomically correct, but not to scale.
Slips on and off. Warm. Feels like home.
Pairs well with giant penis costume. Or another vagina costume – we don’t judge.
Available only in pink.
Ample pockets for storing keys, phone, or all the phone numbers you’re gonna get for looking super-sexy!
May be unsuitable for homes with children or animals.
Inspired by Georgia O’Keefe because, you know, vaginas
Includes Certificate of Authenticity from The Daily Show.

DISCLAIMER: This is a one-of-a-kind, custom-made costume. Delicate. Handle with care. Not intended for frequent use or prolonged wear. Also, please don’t try to screw it.

The only requirement is that whoever wins the auction has to tweet The Daily Show a picture of him or herself wearing the costume while eating a slice of pizza, so if that sounds like something you’re up for (and you’re willing to spend some as-yet-unspecified amount of money greater than $676.00), today is your lucky day.


TAGShalloween costumesKRISTEN SCHAALTHE DAILY SHOW

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