Challenging Jason Momoa like this was probably a bad idea.
Check that…challenging Jason Momoa was definitely a bad idea. And please — for the love of God — don’t even think about going there with Dinklage.
(Reddit via Gawker)
"Man Challenges Khal Drogo To A Slap Fight. Man Loses."
I know I shouldn’t be disappointed that I didn’t see a throat get ripped from his opponent but, I am.
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I will not have you body burned. I will not give you that honor. The beetles will feed on your eyes. The worms will crawl through your lungs. he rain will fall on your rotting skin until nothing is left of you but bones.
“…then you have my permission to be raped.”
Is that woman in the back really live blogging this event instead watching it? Damn you Donna ruining kids these days…
Challenging him to a slap fight is not that bad. Not if you challenge him to rochambeau….then you won’t have kids for sure.
The last person to challenge him to rochambeau is still in orbit. NASA projects their reentry sometime in 2145.
ALWAYS go first in a rochambeau.
This guy did go first. If he’d let Momoa go first, he’d probably be back on Earth within the next four to six years.
Momoa even gave him one. Because he didn’t need that one one; it would have given him a fuck to give.
I don’t know what you people call that where you are from, but down here in the South, that is not a slap fight. That is a game known as slap hands, a slap fight is similar to boxing except you can only use open hands. I was expecting Drogo to slap the shit out of some dude, not just slap the shit out of his hands.
This +1000. But also what Tubesteak said about the throat thing.
Zero fucks given by the Kahl.
Momoa seems like a chill bro.
“Wow, you’re fucked”
Pretty much called it there Khal.
He’s also Ronan Dex. Just sayin’.
That’s what Jason Momoa wears when he’s just chilling on the town?
… Eh, I can forgive Khal Drogo a lot.
Since Momoa got that wicked eyebrow scar getting glassed in a real-life LA bar fight, I expected a lot more violence out of this. (He got 140+ stitches in his FACE.)
Too bad that new Conan movie was such trash, thanks mainly to its hack director. Momoa have been good as the Cimmerian and could really anchor an action franchise. (Let’s just pretend that shitty Stallone movie never happened.)
I hope his new TV drama, The Red Road, is watchable. But given that it’s on Sundance, I’d set the odds at 50/50.
That line from Jack Reacher would be appropriate here. “Remember, you wanted this”. Yeah Jack Reacher…that’s all I want to remember. Ah screw it, I liked the movie, I regret nothing.
The Khal is an awesome dude, see him in Atlanta all the time, especially at the strip clubs
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