I will not have you body burned. I will not give you that honor. The beetles will feed on your eyes. The worms will crawl through your lungs. he rain will fall on your rotting skin until nothing is left of you but bones.
I don’t know what you people call that where you are from, but down here in the South, that is not a slap fight. That is a game known as slap hands, a slap fight is similar to boxing except you can only use open hands. I was expecting Drogo to slap the shit out of some dude, not just slap the shit out of his hands.
Too bad that new Conan movie was such trash, thanks mainly to its hack director. Momoa have been good as the Cimmerian and could really anchor an action franchise. (Let’s just pretend that shitty Stallone movie never happened.)
I hope his new TV drama, The Red Road, is watchable. But given that it’s on Sundance, I’d set the odds at 50/50.