Stop, just stop, Neil Patrick Harris. Here I am, trying to think of what kind of Halloween costume I’ll put together at the last second using only what I can find in thrift store bins, and there you are, acting goddamn adorable. You and your annoyingly cute family. It makes me sick. Let me tell you something, NPH: you are a OMG IS THAT LITTLE BOY WEARING BUNNY PAWS AS SHOES? All is forgiven. Even all those “bro code” puns.
I’m Photoshopping my face onto that tiny pumpkin.