What the hell is going on? The government’s shut down, Dog with a Blog is more popular than Parks and Recreation, and local news weathermen are eating cat puke from the floor live on air, after mistaking the pile for not cat puke. Or in the words of the vomit-eater himself, WFSB’s Scot Haney, “I thought they were grape nuts on the floor, i ate them. It was actually cat vomit that i must have stepped in at home. It came off my shoe.”
It’s not all bad for Haney, though: at least he now knows he can do a killer De Niro impression.