It’s Always Sunny/The League (10-11:00 p.m., FXX) – Tonight’s episode of It’s Always Sunny is the one we told you about back in May that was written by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss from Game of Thrones. The episode is titled “Flowers For Charlie,” and the description is as follows: “When an experiment successfully multiplies Charlie’s intellect and takes him away from the bar, the rest of the gang find themselves struggling to complete the menial ‘Charlie Work’ that has kept the bar running for so long.” So I guess you could say … humor is coming. (I am so sorry.) (No I am not.)
South Park (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) – After a one week delay due to a power outage, we finally get to see “Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers.” I like to think Trey Parker and Matt Stone caused the power outage themselves, finished this episode at noon last Thursday, then spent all week in Tahiti, sipping boat drinks and laughing about what suckers we all are.
The Middle (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) – 100th episode. Frankie and Mike drive a cow float in a parade. This is a good way to celebrate a milestone.
Law & Order: SVU (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) – This week two different television shows are doing Anthony Weiner inspired storylines: SVU and Scandal. You know you had a rough summer when those two shows can’t even wait until November to rip you from the headlines.
American Horror Story: Coven (FX, 10:00 p.m.) – From TV Guide: “Fiona takes on an unlikely protégé. Meanwhile, Zoe tries to help Kyle.” Who do you think Fiona’s “unlikely” protégé will be? My guess: former Pro Bowl safety Merton Hanks.
The World Series: Cardinals at Red Sox (Fox, 7:30 p.m.) – My beloved Burnsy’s Cardinals are in the World Series this year. Again. For the fourth time in the last ten years. I hate him. Go Phillies.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Diddy and Keith Urban on Kimmel; Harrison Ford and Piers Morgan on Leno; Julie Bowen and Mandy Patinkin on Fallon; and Anna Faris and Jackson Nicholl on Conan. (Letterman and Ferguson are in repeats.)