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Can’t Stop Staring At This Dude Getting His Beard Stroked On Live TV

By 11.08.13

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It’s hypnotic, like Homer Simpson on a treadmill or a rotten hot dog spinning in 7-Eleven. Denizens of the Internet, who know a thing or two about stroking, tell me the bearded fellow is Dan Bilzerian, a “venture capitalist, beard enthusiast, gambler, and film actor” who is either a “f*cking moron…trust fund baby who deserves nothing in life” or someone whose “Twitter feed is filled with mostly-naked women, stacks of cash, and daredevil stunts.” So, both.

Question: is the stroker bored or an android that trust fund babies lug around to do their bidding? Again: both.

(Via Reddit)


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