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Sam Jackson Tells Letterman He’s Desperate For A Return To ‘Star Wars’

By / 11.13.13

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Samuel L. Jackson dropped by “Letterman” to promote one of the dozens of projects I’m sure he is involved in at the moment and tells Dave about his desperation to be in the new J.J Abrams “Star Wars” movies. Jackson says that he’s poked and prodded around about the production, asking Mark Hamill and Ewen McGregor to no avail and even hinted to Abrams himself at George Lucas’ wedding (which I guarantee featured no less than one ewok), only to receive the cold shoulder.

As most of us can vaguely remember, Jackson was last seen riding the lightning out of a skyscraper in “Revenge of The Sith.” This means that any return as Mace Windu would be in funky purple Jedi ghost form, most likely whispering obscenities and reciting “Amos & Andrew” quotes. Speaking of which, can we get sex crazed Nic Cage on this movie too?

I quite enjoy Dave’s suggestion that Jackson, Mark Hamill and Ewen McGregor make their own “Star Wars” together, sending my imagination running. I just picture a grizzled Luke hanging around Tatooine with these ghosts, driving his old beaten up landspeeder around to different bars and shouting about how he was a Jedi master. He’d then throw his blue milk into people’s faces and cut off a bunch of arms at the behest of ghost Jackson and McGregor on his way out the door.

I have a lot of time on my hands clearly.



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