Natalie Dormer, who not only plays Margaery Tyrell on Game of Thrones, but Irene Adler on Elementary, and has been showing up in everything lately from The Counselor to Rush (and who will be in the last two Hunger Games movies) created the video below for Esquire Magazine. In it, she reveals ALL of season four’s Game of Thrones secrets, reeling them off one by one in hilarious fashion.
Fortunately, unless you can actually read lips, you’ll likely be spared the spoilers. Best I can tell, someone gets their throat slashed, some crows do something or another, and the Hound f**ks Arya, someone gets a blow job, HODOR, the end. Or something. Maybe you all can decipher it better than I. ALL I know is that George R.R. Martin is gonna be PISSED when he sees this, and by “pissed” I mean, he’ll probably retire to his bunk for the night because Natalie Dormer is ridiculously hot.