What’s On Tonight: The Last New ‘Parks And Recreation’ Of 2013

Parks and Recreation (NBC, 8 p.m.) — Enjoy these two episodes of Parks, starring Andrew Luck’s Creepy Voice and songs from Grease — they’re the last new ones until January. In related news, brb ’til January.

Glee (Fox, 9 p.m.) — Your dad will have a heart at-a-a-a-ack when he hears what Glee did to the songs of Billy Joel.

The Returned (Sundance, 9 p.m.) — The sort-of zombie series is still on, still very good.

The Michael J. Fox Show (NBC, 9:30 p.m.) — “Mike struggles to have a conversation with his visiting father,” hopefully played by Michael Gross.

Scandal (ABC, 10 p.m.) — Scandal heads to Vermont, where everyone has some pancakes with maple syrup, takes in the foliage, and does nothing bonkers, probably.

LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Jonah Hill and Chiwetel Ejiofor on Letterman; Kristen Bell on Leno; Tracy Morgan, Chris Pratt, and Pusha T on Kimmel; David Arquette and Krysten Ritter on Ferguson; Liam Hemsworth, Bobby Moynihan, and Sleigh Bells on Fallon; James Franco on Conan; Jennifer Lawrence on Stewart; and J.J. Abrams on Colbert.

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