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24 Ways To Celebrate ‘The Simpsons’ 24th Birthday

By / 12.17.13

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Twenty-four years ago today, on December 17, 1989, The Simpsons became arguably the greatest show of all-time. Granted, it would take a few seasons to get there, but without “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire” (written by Mimi Pond, who never penned another episode), there wouldn’t be a “A Streetcar Named Marge,” a “Bart Gets an Elephant,” a “The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular,” and the world would be a far worse place.

In honor of The Simpsons‘ birthday (it can almost rent a car!), here are 24 holiday-themed (minus “Treehouse of Horror”) ways to celebrate this most special of days. Now to find a cheap Superstar Celebrity Microphone

1. Announce your annual screening of The Christmas That Almost Wasn’t But Then Was.

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2. Smoke something festive.

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3. Six simple words: “Simpsons birthday, gone drinkin’, no disturb.”

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4. Watch “totally” “legal” episodes online, including “Mr. Plow” for an eighth time this year.

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5. Yell this the next time Family Guy is on TBS.

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6. Perform a traditional Santa Claus of the South Seas dance.


7. Or “The Funzo.”

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8. Remember The Simpsons that was…


9. …not The Simpsons that is.

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10. Throw out all your stuff, minus that SQUISHEE cup you got from 7-Eleven a few years ago.

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