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Mr. Skin Committed One Major Boner In His Top 10 Nude Scenes Of 2013 List

By / 12.03.13

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That’s the kind of excellent (read: god awful) wordplay one comes to expect from Mr. Skin, the Internet’s quintessential Guy Who You Wouldn’t Go Near If You Saw Him At a Public Library Computer. But it wouldn’t be December without his punny puns, so we’ll grin and bear our way through Roswell/”rod-swell” to remember the year that was (in nudity). 2013′s “Top Celebrity Nude Scenes” include selections from Girls, Orange is the New Black, and That Movie Where Betty Draper Gets Naked, No, Not Hot Tub Machine, That’s Megan Draper.

#10 Shiri Appleby in Girls

Shiri Appleby got her big break as a teen in love with an alien on the WB hit Roswell. But it was more like rod-swell on the HBO series Girls, where she bared her UForbs for the first time and let her co-star blast them with baby gravy. She’s sure to warm up your pocket rocket!

#9 Lady Gaga in The Abramovic Method Practiced by Lady Gaga

Avant-garde pop tart Lady Gaga is all about the MTV T&A, but she hit an all time high note with the debut of her completely shaved full frontal in The Abramovic Method. Released as a promo for performance artist Marina Abramovic’s new age healing center, it finally allowed skin fans to release some googoo!

#8 January Jones in Sweetwater

January thrills and chills as ice queen Betty Draper on Mad Men, but this year she unveiled her Mad MAMs for the first time in Sweetwater. Her dong-awaited nude debut had her un-Drapering her sterling betties and squeezing off a few topless rounds in a swamp. You’ll be firing off a few rounds of your own!

#7 Laura Prepon, Taylor Schilling in Orange is the New Black

The very first episode of this Netflix original set in a women’s prison had That 70’s Show star Laura Prepon going topless to lock lips with nudecomer Taylor Schilling. Those two will have you brushing up on your penal code!

#6 Amanda Seyfried in Lovelace

Amanda Seyfried has never been shy about showing off her amazing all-natural body, but her role as the titular ungaggable gal in Lovelace brought her to great new heights of nudity. Is this Tinseltown or Tonsiltown?!

#5 Lindsay Lohan in The Canyons

The skinfamous firecrotch took a risky role in this dark thriller, and it paid off big time! We got to see Lindsay’s rolling Hollywood Hills repeatedly, including a kinky fourway sex scene. Your gland will feel grand in these canyons!

#4 Emily Ratajkowski, Elle Evans, Jessi M’Bengue in Blurred Lines

With over 200 millions views on YouTube alone, Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines Video is the ultimate chart topper and pants popper. With three smoking hot models going topless as the video vixens- including big-breasted breakout Emily Ratajkowski- this video had the formula for free media attention down pat. Speaking of patting things down…

#3 Ivana Milicevic in Banshee

Not only is it top model Ivana Milicevic’s nude debut, her lucky co-star has his face jammed so far between her legs he must be getting an extra-rare furburger dinner. Now that’s mouth-to-muff re-sex-utation!

#2 Rosario Dawson in Trance

Full frontal from an A-list star is rare, but rarer still is the celeb that will give a close-up shot with no hair covering her lower lippage. Rosario’s bare beav and jamambo jugs in Trance left us swell-bound!

#1 Léa Seydoux, Adèle Exarchopoulos in Blue is the Warmest Colour

This lesbian drama received an NC-17 rating for 12-minutes of its foxy French stars Léa Seydoux and Adèle Exarchopoulos bumping funbaguettes and going le muff diving. The sweaty sessions of explicit Sapphic sex have Mr. Skin calling it “The Best Lesbian Scene of All Time!” It’s not just award-caliber nudity, this girl-on-girl romance cinched the coveted Palm d’Or at Cannes. And you’ll be doing some palming of your own!

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OK, three things:

1. “Jamambo jugs”?

2. Um, where’s Lizzy Caplan? Not including a single selection from Masters of Sex, be it a scene with Caplan or Heléne Yorke’s Jane, is a colossal mistake. I’m calling shenanigans on Mr. Skin. It’s as if this fictional pervert doesn’t even watch Showtime dramas set in the 1950s about collegiate performance reviews. Also, sex.

3. What am I doing with my life?

(Via Mr. Skin)


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