Meet Jordan Belfort, The Real Life 'Wolf Of Wall Street,' In...
Does Iron Maiden Cleverly Schedule Tour Dates Where People Illegally D...

Patton Oswalt Responded To An Offer To Buy His Tweets With Yet Another Internet-Winning Moment

By / 12.27.13

patton-oswalt-twitter-trolls

Earlier today Patton Oswalt, UPROXX’s favorite Internet wizard-superhero hybrid, was solicited via Twitter by Brander, a service/app that creates “conversation about your product through social influencers.” Basically, they find integrity-deficient people with popular Twitter/Facebook accounts and pay them to mention brands that want to sit at the cool kids’ table.

The service spent the early afternoon tweeting at popular comedians, most notably (and misguidedly and regrettably) Oswalt. His initial reaction landed at the intersection of Poignant and Uproariously Funny, a corner he seems to frequent often:

Screen Shot 2013-12-27 at 3.44.42 PM

Given more time to think about the solicitation, Oswalt decided to turn it into one of his “Pattonted” (/kills self) Internet-winning moments. Here, he sets the table:

Screen Shot 2013-12-27 at 3.34.05 PM

Yes. YES. It being the slowest day in Internet history (a Friday buried right in between two major holidays), everyone stuck at a computer was certainly ready.

haderpopcorn

And then the show began. Patton rained down a cascade of middle fingers, in the form of some truly entertaining tweets that married some of the most popular brands in the world to some of the most offensive things imaginable.

Screen Shot 2013-12-27 at 3.52.22 PM

Screen Shot 2013-12-27 at 3.51.32 PM

Screen Shot 2013-12-27 at 3.50.46 PM

Screen Shot 2013-12-27 at 3.48.52 PM

Screen Shot 2013-12-27 at 3.59.40 PM

*AND SCENE*

All tweets via @pattonoswalt and, I guess, @BA_Influencers.


TOPICS#PATTON OSWALT#Twitter
TAGSbranding

I want more like this!

Follow us on Facebook and get the latest before everyone else.

Join The Discussion


[avatar]

Join the discussion. or Register





Powered by WordPress.com VIP