Meet Rebecca. As you can tell, she’s quite attractive and she seems nice, but she’s a little insecure about eating in front of the guy she’s dating. Not sure why, as he seems like a reasonable chap. The kind of guy who your mom and dad would probably approve of. So what’s the big deal about eating in front of OH MY F-ING GOD NO MAKE IT STOP RIGHT THIS SECOND NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!