Sons of Anarchy (FX, 10 p.m.) — After the last episode, which felt like the monster of all season finales, I can’t believe there’s still two episodes left. I think Kurt Sutter is just going to push Tara’s subplot in the finale, and tonight, it’s just going to be 42 minutes of Unser accidentally walking in on people. “Ahhh, sorry darling. I didn’t know you were in here.” Sutter may throw in a sex scene or two between his wife and Jimmy Smits, because he’s feeling frisky.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Fox, 8:30 p.m.) — Now that they’re calling Jerry Gergich on Parks and Recreation “Larry” or “Gary,” I think they should pass the “Jerry” name on to Scully. It’s what I always want to call him anyway.
The Mindy Project — There’s no new New Girl tonight, but Fox has no problem burning off Brooklyn Nine-Nine and The Mindy Project episodes since The Mindy Project is going on hiatus and will replace Brooklyn Nine-Nine after its exhausted all of its first-runs.
Deepak Chopra, MD: What Are You Hungry For? (PBS, 8 p.m.) — Deepak Chopra’s PBS special is all about dieting, proper nutrition, and spirituality. I find that amputation is an excellent weight loss strategy. It’s OK to have a cupcake every once in a while; you just have to lose a toe.
The Goldbergs/Trophy Wife (ABC, 9 p.m.) — No new Agents of SHIELD tonight, but here’s a uselessly fun fact: The original title for The Goldbergs was How the F**k Am I Normal?. For some reason, ABC changed it.
LATE NIGHT LISTINGS: Zoe Saldana is on Kimmel; Will Arnett is on Ferguson; Jared Leto is on The Daily Show, Will Forte is on Conan and The Game stops by Arsenio (most everything else is in reruns tonight).
