Jon Stewart Tries To Calm The Masses Ahead Of A Potential Super Bowl Without Velveeta And Bacon

By: 01.21.14  •  4 Comments

We’ve already covered the potential looming tragedy of a Super Bowl without Velveeta cheese. Now a fast-spreading pig virus is sending pork prices through the roof, threatening the best non-football part of every Super Bowl party: bacon-based foodstuff.

Last night on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart — perhaps in an attempt to finally appease right wingers’ endless calls for him to cover an issue that actually matters — addressed these potential calamities. He tried to calm the masses with reasons like “this probably isn’t true” and “you probably shouldn’t eat so much bacon, anyway.” Yeah, good luck with that logic.

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