Watch Jon Stewart Explain How ‘Incredibly Smooth-Chested Boy Man’ Justin Bieber Is Just Like Congress

Last night The Daily Show broke protocol and led with two top stories of equal importance: The countdown to The United States nuclear deal with Iran and… Justin Beiber’s egg-tossing saga.

It may not click at first, but give it a few minutes and Jon Stewart’s comparison of
“a small incredibly smooth-chested boy man” to what’s about to happen to the Iran treaty makes all the sense in the world.

Here’s the first segment outlining mostly all things Bieber and how Lil Za never stood a chance.

And here’s part two that ties it all together in order to remind you we as a species are totally f’d.

“Congress is the Justin Bieber of our government: Throwing away a tremendous opportunity because of immaturity and a lack of self control.”

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