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By 01.17.14

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I don’t watch the Honey Boo Boo show, or whatever it’s called, and I suspect that most people reading this site do not either, but this is something I feel the need to share: the blobish mom on the Honey Boo Boo show, Mama June I think they call her, explaining the “birds and the bees.”

“A girl meets this boy, they fall in love … and the boys try to get in girls’ fruit loops,” the snot and pudding filled monster explained to her spawn. “A fruit loop is your biscuit, a woman’s vaginal area … your privatal area.”

As you watch this just remember that this is appointment viewing for a large swath of the American TV viewing public.

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