The Olympics (NBC, 8 p.m.) — Alpine skiing: women’s gold medal final; freestyle skiing: men’s moguls gold medal final; corgi toss; short track: men’s 1500m gold medal final. Only one of those isn’t real.
138th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show (CNBC, 8 p.m.) — Maybe this will have corgi toss?
Hart of Dixie (CW, 8 p.m.) — “Zoe’s mom makes a surprise appearance at the party Joel throws for Zoe’s birthday; Wade is nervous about Vivian meeting his father; AnnaBeth gets a request that serves as a perfect distraction from recent events.” That’s a long-winded way of saying, “Starring Summer as Not-Summer.”
The Following (Fox, 9 p.m.) — Even with NOTHING else on, nope.
Archer/Rick and Morty (FX/Adult Swim, 10/10:30 p.m.) — No new episodes this week. #sochiproblems
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Julia Roberts and Joel Kinnaman on Kimmel; Julie Chen on Ferguson; Martin Scorsese and Vanessa Bayer on Conan; Ty Burrell on Stewart; and Patrick Kennedy on Colbert.
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