In Which Nick Offerman Explains Why Michelle Obama Must Keep A Safe Distance From Him

By: 03.26.14

American Hero & Real-Life Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, dropped by The Late Show last night to talk Parks renewals and Michelle Obama guest appearances. It’s a shame only just under two minutes of the interview is available online (never stop being good at internet, CBS) as Nick Offerman telling stories is one of our nation’s great resources, but at least we have this clip where he alludes to exactly why he and the first lady must keep a safe distance from each other.

Spoiler alert: It’s white hot romantic chemistry.

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