That’s it. Shut it down. Everybody go home. We’ve found the best possible True Detective/Magic Mike mashup. I suppose it was only a matter of time from the moment Matthew McConaughey’s Rust Cohle said “There’s a videotape” in Sunday’s episode until something like this happened, but still, the payoff is terrific. And now I kind of desperately want Season 2 of True Detective to star Channing Tatum.
“Time is a flat circle. Dat booty plump, tho. IT’S YA BOI.”