In lieu of a review, I would instead like to point out Pawnee, Indiana is a real website:
Sadly, Peebo doesn’t show up, but there is a slideshow of all of Pawnee’s slogans.
It’s extremely involved.
All lines except Red Line (SE, SW) begin at Center Hill / Watertown. Red Line SE begins at Rhubarb /Atwater and intersects with Blue, Purple lines at Richland Circle. Red Line SW begins at Thurston / Main, intersects with Blue Line at Saddle / Vervelen Ave., terminates at Rhubarb Point except when alternate schedules in effect. Blue Line terminates at Littleton, with limited transfer to Purple Line NE one block south of Peterson / Pike, weekdays from 5pm – 8pm, when Blue Line SW merges with Yellow Line at De Greeuw. Alternate routes include Blue Line transfer to Purple Line S, or to Red Line SE or express Yellow Line (only run Sunday, noon – 4:15pm). During winter season, all bus lines canceled on Saturdays. Blue, Purple, Red Lines except SE routes follow limited schedules (see brochure). Yellow Line becomes all SW routes except Blue Line, covered by Purple Line S (holiday service only) until Richland Circle, nights and weekends. In inclement weather, check local weather station KPWN for schedule changes. (Via)
But still a total dump. WE WANT PEEBO.