Community (NBC, 8 p.m.) — Abed and Annie play a VCR game to decide who gets to choose their new roommate. I’m not sure what that means, but I hope it’s a talking dog.
Parks and Recreation (NBC, 8:30 p.m.) — I’m not sure which of these subplots I’m most looking forward to: “Leslie runs afoul of local shock jocks when she creates a new town slogan,” or “Tom, Donna and April look for a restaurant locale.” Trick question: I want “Andy discovers an interesting secret about Ron while scouting for bands to play the Unity Concert” more than anything.
Hollywood Game Night (NBC, 9 p.m.) — Mark Paul Gosselaar AND Breckin Meyer. R.I.P. Danger.
Breaking Boston (A&E, 10 p.m.) — The Mark Wahlberg-produced Breaking Boston is a reality show that follows a group of working-class women, all named Courtney, probably.
Review (Comedy Central, 10 p.m.) — Forrest reviews sex tapes, being a racist, and hunting.
Scandal (ABC, 10 p.m.) — I still hear Lena Dunham’s shrieks in my nightmares.
Check It Out! (Adult Swim, 12 a.m.) — Do not forget this show is on.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Bryan Cranston on Letterman; Julianna Margulies, Patton Oswalt, and Nate Bargatze on Fallon; Lady Gaga on Kimmel; Kristen Bell on Ferguson; Tilda Swinton, Warren Buffett, and Carrie Brownstein on Meyers; Ben Stiller on Conan; Anita Hill on Stewart; and Simon Schama on Colbert.
