I’m sure some of you are sitting there thinking “Hey, I wonder if the new season of TLC’s Sex Sent Me To The E.R. will feature a segment about a couple who suffered severe burns to very sensitive parts of their bodies after trying to get kinky with scalding hot melted gummy bears, and furthermore, I wonder if the reenactment will be hilariously awful and start with a guy saying ‘Everybody knows that butter heals wounds’ in such a way that it kind of sounds like he’s doing a very offensive impression of a person with a mental disability until they double back and explain that his lips have been burned and are now coated with congealed gummy material that makes it difficult to pronounce words properly.”
The answer is yes.
I want more like this!
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