Seth Rogen Explains How Zac Efron's Body Is Designed Like 'A Giant Arrow That Points To His Dick'

So according to Seth Rogen, Zac Efron is the sexiest motherf*cker alive. The man with the awkward laugh visited Conan in Dallas to promote Neighbors and probably joke about Kanye West, but ended up spending more time on Zac Efron’s immaculate figure:

My body is like one big bump, and his is like eighty seven different little bumps that come together. In the movie I make a joke, it’s like his whole body is like a giant arrow that points to his d*ck.

My favorite part is how they had to start writing scenes into the movie where Rogen’s character would touch Zac Efron because he kept doing it so much on the set. You know you have a serious man chub for your co-star when you find yourself just reaching out and touching them at random moments. I imagine that’s what life was always like on Perfect Strangers.

For me, Efron looks too much like a doll that has come to life. I could never understand the appeal of pining over a dude that looks like he should be saving a Disney princess from some dickish clown villain in circus world.

(Via Team Coco)

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