KTLA sent reporter Courtney Friel to Rancho Cucamonga to report on a massive fire. In order to report on said fire, she asked a passerby if he lived in the area, presumably to get his take on the flames shooting violently toward the heavens, or the smoke filling the street and making the area look like a scene out of a movie where Will Smith carries a machine gun and says things like “Looks like the fire ain’t the only thing I’ll have to snuff out” moments before filling some improbably evil mad man and/or space alien with bullets.
Instead, before she could get her question out, the man, who was (a) shirtless, (b) holding a dog, and (c) just 10 or 11 different kinds of meathead, immediately said “Wow, you’re super pretty. Wanna go on a date sometime?” before describing the dangerous, potentially devastating wildfire in his neighborhood as “pretty cool.”
And they lived happily ever after. The end.