Workaholics (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) – Season finale. Tonight the gang celebrates their common law marriage. I’m sure the ceremony will be a quiet, understated affair attended by respected, upstanding members of the communit-… aaaaaaaaaaaand someone bounced a keg off the trampoline and now it’s stuck in a tree. TREE KEG!
The Americans (FX, 10:00 p.m.) – Renewed for Season 3. Hooray! More super intense and/or sexy spy capers, more Mom jeans, more disguises, more everything. This is tremendous news.
Legit (FXX, 10:00) – Tonight Walter goes missing and “a secret about Janice is uncovered.” What if Janice is working for the KGB, too?
The Soup (E!, 10:00 p.m.) – Periodic reminder that The Soup is a valuable natural resource like coal or diamonds and we should cherish it while we can, because it will all be gone someday and we’ll be stuck blingless in a cold room with no one to mock reality television for us. The future is bleak. Invest in gold and begin hoarding canned foods. It’s your only hope.
Unusually Thicke (TV Land, 10:00 p.m.) – Series premiere. From TV Guide: “Alan has a garage sale after his wife calls him a hoarder, and Carter recruits Bob Saget to help in the series premiere of this show that blends reality TV and sitcom elements to spotlight the everyday lives of Alan Thicke and his family.” BOB SAGET IS HELPING ALAN THICKE WITH HIS GARAGE SALE. ON TELEVISION. I TAKE BACK THAT THING I JUST SAID ABOUT THE FUTURE BEING BLEAK. WE’RE ALL GONNA LIVE FOREVER.
Billy on the Street (Fuse, 11:00 p.m.) – Always watch Billy on the Street. Always.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Everyone’s in repeats except Ferguson (who has Kunal Nayyar and comedian Tom Segura) and Conan (who has Marlon Wayans and Nick Thune). Get some sleep.